AI resume roasts
We roast.You glow up.
The brutally honest 60-second resume review that exposes vague bullets, buried wins, and formatting that makes recruiters move on.
Free first roast. Useful feedback. Zero sugarcoating.
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The problem
Your resume should not need a decoder ring.
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Your strongest result is buried below a job description.
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“Helped with” is doing suspiciously little heavy lifting.
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The formatting looks good to you—not necessarily to an ATS.
Your roast report
Brutal + helpfulMake impact visible
Lead with the result, then explain how you got there.
Replace filler verbs
Swap vague claims for proof a hiring manager can scan.
Fix the ATS friction
Clean hierarchy and formatting before the application vanishes.
The useful part
Savage feedback. Stronger resume.
Roastfolio turns recruiter-level scrutiny into a short, shareable review you will remember—and a prioritized path to a resume that gets to the point.
- Specific callouts instead of generic resume scores
- A 60-second format built for clarity, not homework
- A Polish Pass when you want the rewrite done right
How it works
Face the fire. Fix the facts.
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Upload the evidence
Drop in the resume you actually send. PDF or DOCX. No questionnaire cosplay.
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Get the truth
Watch a pointed 60-second roast of what is vague, buried, or blocking you.
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Glow up
Use the prioritized fixes—or upgrade for a sharper, ATS-ready rewrite.
No vague answers
Questions before the roast?
Brutally honest. Actually helpful.
Ready to hear the hard truth?
Your first roast is free. Your next application can be sharper.